If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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