He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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