Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well you can't waste a boner
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
is it fun? or sober?
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