Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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