Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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