Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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