its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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