Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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