Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Small penises have feelings too.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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