Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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