i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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