i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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