yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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