the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
