butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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