Betty ford says i'm here all night
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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