Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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