Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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