We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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