I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she told me i tasted like america
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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