I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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