i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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