i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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