Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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