yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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