why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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