I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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