i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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