i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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