We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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