Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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