Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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