meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
no, he came in my armpit
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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