I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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