It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think my vagina is haunted
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
how drunk are you?
Several
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