Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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