I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
tell me about the fingering
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