You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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