god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize