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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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