it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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