you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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