I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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