she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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