great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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