You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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