I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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