i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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