wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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