i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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