You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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