16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
