No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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