i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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