Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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