If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
one might say we're banned from that church
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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